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Ladies Man
It’s best to start you off young; the younger you learn, the more time you’ll have to perfect the skill; start by holding the door; let her walk in ahead of you like this; don’t be stubborn, carry her bags; but what if they are to heavy?; don’t be so set on growing up weak; be sure to groom yourself nicely; this is how to comb your hair; this is how to rinse your mouth; this is how to tie a tie; never forget your appearance; this is how to approach her; this is how to use a line; But what if she thinks it’s stupid?; don’t set yourself up for failure; this is how to look into her eyes; never show weakness; this is how to give her a compliment; when she is talking, always pay attention; listen for signs; always appear confident so she doesn’t see what a weak, low self-esteemed boy you really are; this is how you take her out to dinner; Remember when you listened to her?; this is when you talk to her about those things; always pay the check and leave a good tip for the waitress; but what if I do not have the money on me?; don’t set yourself up to be broke; this is how to hold her hand; maybe you should practice that some more; read her body language; this is a skill, it must be practiced; this is how to walk her to the door; always kiss her goodnight; but what if-; -always kiss her goodnight so she doesn’t see what a weak, low self-esteemed, broke boy you really are.
Hello Govna,
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love your poem. My favorite part is the ending. I love how it connects the entire poem. It really brings it all together. I also like your writing style. When I was reading it, I felt like I was actually there. Great work, and not bad cereal eithhaa.
Your poem was very entertaining and at the same time well written. My attention is captured in the beginning and it lasts until the ending which I think sums the poem up perfectly. I also like the National Geographic Pod gadget you have on the side because today's picture of the zebra matches perfectly with your blog template. I agree wit the poem that every young man should follow these rules because after all that is what girls want!
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